• You’re almost there, Justin…
  • Now this movie I would pay to see…
  • You are not my son!
  • Whenever I was on a long road trip…
  • The ultimate measure of a man…
  • Finding oil
  • My first cigar
  • Every single morning…
  • The best pick up line
  • Jesus, slow down!
  • Confirming your email address
  • Don’t mess with the Taco Bell sign changer