• Was looking at a map of the Middle East when I realized…
  • I believe you have a wrong number…
  • If you were in my novel…
  • If you can dream it, you can achieve it
  • Iron Man updates his status
  • Whenever I call customer service…
  • Helicopter ceiling fan
  • Toy Shining
  • When I dress formally…
  • Epicness
  • Quickly…
  • These aren’t my glasses