• Things are not always what they appear to be…
  • Yo mama’s so fat…
  • The only way you can be sure…
  • Lil Wayne…
  • My best friend
  • Priorities in order
  • Fix it with duct tape
  • Sharing is not piracy
  • Exploding drink
  • Screw this, I’m walking…
  • I’m a werewolf
  • Automatic “don’t touch it” device