• Reading…
  • Good Guy Tesla…
  • Grumpy Patronus…
  • A single phone call…
  • My plans for today…
  • Every pet needs a walk
  • How to pick up women…
  • Haters gonna hate: Obama edition
  • Sorry what? Oh, yeah OK…
  • Sleeping with pets…
  • Wait, it’s a trap!
  • Avoiding pamphlets like a champ