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  • This is what you look like right now
  • What the author thinks, versus what your teacher thinks
  • A beautiful mutation
  • The difference between a dog and a cat
  • Why I don’t sing in the shower
  • They don’t make kids like they used to
  • Average day…
  • Upset about Facebook?
  • Have you seen this bird?
  • On the phone with mom