• Get me a newspaper…
  • The Bathtub Test
  • How do you find a vegan?
  • I’m glad you’re back…
  • Writing this from the hospital…
  • Scuba Diving…
  • No… no…
  • The news explained…
  • What’s wrong baby?
  • Two minutes of class left…
  • I can jump puddle!
  • I wasn’t that drunk…