• I’m a human…
  • Must. Be mine. Now.
  • Suspicious activity…
  • Sometimes when I’m bored…
  • And so he did…
  • This isn’t laziness…
  • It’s too long…
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  • Sigh…
  • Cuddling positions
  • I do not see the water. The water is not there.
  • When someone points at my laptop and touches the screen…