• Saddest moment in Toy Story 3…
  • This is basically how I feel all the time now
  • I’m not superstitious…
  • Unbelievable Story
  • Touché, Ryan Stiles…
  • The reason I have trust issues
  • Eh, whatever
  • Snotty sneeze
  • They said I would never walk again…
  • I, for one, welcome our new avian overlords
  • Just got a new iPhone
  • Scumbag dentist