• Nobody likes Monday…
  • How Newton discovered gravity…
  • This kid is going places…
  • Cuddle friendly movie theater
  • Groundhogs pull all the chicks…
  • How I feel after I give a girl my number
  • Childhood Destroyed…
  • If I stay perfectly still, he won’t see me
  • My drive home from work since the Daylight Savings time change
  • This is one uncut sheet of paper
  • “It walks like it shat itself” -Karl Pilkington
  • My dearest prayer