• This is basically how I feel all the time now
  • Burn calories fast…
  • When I read about finals, as a college graduate…
  • Dog trains himself
  • Longboard loop de loop
  • Scumbag bison
  • When someone talks about the person you like…
  • First world shower
  • Every woman with 3+ kids
  • Disregard human. Acquire sled.
  • You know it’s bad when new toys are making Barbie look fat
  • Mommy’s hug is always warm