• What’s your excuse now?
  • I checked it in word first…
  • Wanna hear a paper joke?
  • Wrong neighborhoot
  • When I need to wake up early…
  • Big talk, little man…
  • Long day…
  • I will never give up!
  • If people could read minds…
  • When I’m on the phone…
  • Just exercising half of my body
  • Cursor Disco!