• Sort of nailed it…
  • Drunk-O-Meter
  • Baby Buddha
  • Look at me now…
  • Back from vacation…
  • All grown up
  • Poor Tyrone…
  • Give a man a fish…
  • Happens every weekend 10 minutes before the bar closes…
  • What I think when I see Facebook’s friends icon…
  • There’s no way you’re going to…damn
  • B*tch, don’t touch me.