• Legolas…
  • I lost my tooth…
  • Dress like a president day…
  • When seals open their mouths…
  • The only reason I keep everyone’s number…
  • Oh my god, he’s right!
  • I don’t have a choice
  • What I think about when people talk about Dexter…
  • W…What?!
  • The Atlas Moth
  • I used to listen to Dubstep…
  • Purchased without proper consent of a loving wife