• My cat didn’t forget about my gift…
  • Anorexia has never been scarier…
  • And you thought you were going to sleep tonight…
  • Someday when I have children…
  • Nap buddies
  • Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk
  • Welcome to the friend zone
  • How I feel when watching Twilight…
  • You got his hopes up…
  • Makes even the blackest of hearts smile
  • Avatar will never make it onto the big screen
  • So THAT’S why my hands bled…