• Godzilla Haiku…
  • No time for this
  • Munchkins…
  • Scumbag Talia…
  • I’m not falling for that again
  • Faith in men restored…
  • Vader Strikes Back
  • What if I told you…
  • I’m gonna tell your mom
  • Look at my nails. They’re fabulous!
  • In the holiday spirit…
  • Sometimes, this is how I feel…