• This blew my mind as a kid…
  • Too late now…
  • My favorite thing about Disney…
  • Mom. No.
  • Loyal Supermarket Customer…
  • Troll Boyfriend…
  • When you correct someone’s grammar…
  • So I’m at Walmart…
  • Viggo Mortensen is the man
  • Come closer
  • Nothing is true, everything is permitted
  • Business card random stranger handed me…