• As a chemistry professor who hasn’t got a raise in 10 years…
  • Nature sucks
  • Best Wedding Photo Ever
  • No heart, no brain, no courage.
  • So I left my pizza for all of 45 seconds…
  • Bring her in…
  • Winning like a lady
  • Hipster Flintstones
  • Genius cab driver
  • Wrong floor
  • One month at a time, please!
  • Amount of work required to look good