• You scratch my back & I’ll scratch yours…
  • No, mister Noodle, your hands!
  • When the clock hits 5pm and I’m in the middle of work…
  • Wikipedia being helpful…
  • Words to live by
  • Bookworm
  • During menstruation…
  • Every time I go for a run…
  • Trolling like a chef
  • Oh dog! You so funny!
  • Dog logic
  • Carved crayons