• How do I turn it off?
  • There’s a thin line between freedom and slavery…
  • Boys these days…
  • I know this is a robot…
  • Oppa Gangnam Style
  • I hear dead people…
  • When you see that person on Facebook who “likes” their own comments…
  • Free Bill
  • Wisdom of the Ancients
  • Sir, your mustache is escaping…
  • Just because you can’t see it, doesn’t mean it isn’t there
  • Columbus Day