• Pinnochio, you clever bastard…
  • I learn more from the Internet than I do school…
  • Not now, honey…
  • Betty White…
  • How I lost my girlfriend…
  • I will end you…
  • That moment of perfection…
  • Scumbag Brain…
  • Most of my day described in a picture
  • Are we talking about the weather, or my ex-girlfriend?
  • Entrance to a glacial fortress?
  • Really, fashion?