• What are you doing? You’re not a real boy…
  • Hippotenuse…
  • Can no longer be unseen…
  • Free Massages
  • Best wingman in history…
  • After many years of being an adult…
  • It only goes downhill from there…
  • When I try to look cool in front of my crush…
  • Taco bowls
  • Captain’s log
  • The Azure Blue Indoor Pool at Hearst Castle
  • Great tip