• These things can only happen in one country…
  • You’re going to be late…
  • The cure for AIDS…
  • Before and after you get to know me
  • Ugh, I have to use the human again
  • Evil Directors…
  • A picture of Elijah, taking a picture of Elijah with a picture of Elijah
  • That’s one way to stop litter on campus
  • When I’m telling a funny story and someone interrupts me…
  • Superman in college
  • Anatomy of a Jumbo Freezie
  • How I ask my girlfriend for sex