• Things I say while I’m driving…
  • Pollen is here…
  • Split-screen win
  • How screwed are you?
  • It was nice while it lasted…
  • Home is where…
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  • Merde
  • English syntax
  • Joe Adams’ play
  • Not 18 anymore
  • I knew it!