• Never ask Steven Seagal the time…
  • Maybe you should give me a call…
  • What I’m really thinking of…
  • When you have a problem…
  • Signatures
  • This is how I sleeps
  • Why guys are jerks…
  • A stormtrooper’s sad story
  • Too late, I can’t be saved…
  • Words of Wisdom
  • A slippery situation
  • “The thing is…I told her you were a hamster…”